1) Stop giving Charlie Sheen press. I'm sick of hearing about winning and tiger blood. STFU.
2) The woman who sexually abused her child for a man across the pond should be forced to have a hysterectomy.... without anesthesia and with a dirty knife.
3) Moving to Canada seems like a good idea. Call me crazy, but.... I am. I'm just too broke at the moment and don't have a Canuck sugar daddy. Workin' on that.
4) Why doesn't anyone give a rat's ass about astronomy and space anymore? Have you no adventurous spirit?
5) I need a nap.