Snarky

So I saw the three musketeers in the lobby last night. One of which was supposed to come back and work with me but when you kiss enough ass, you don't have to work. Probably cause your lips are so chaffed and you can't deliver excellent customer service if you can't talk.  I wish you couldn't. Anyway, that scares the hell out of me since you so desperately want to climb the social and work ladder. I'm bringing the saw to cut the rungs.... cause you haven't earned what you're getting. Stop being a suckup because I promise you there will be a riot if you get any sort of power. And I'll be at the front with the sharpest pitchfork.

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I think I'm currently stuck in a hellacious black-hole type time bender... thing. Every day is flying by so quickly and yet the day itself drags on like a water torture device.

Yesterday: YOU. Just because YOU don't support gay rights doesn't mean the rest of us agree with YOU. But YOUR opinion is the only right one, so when someone doesn't agree with YOU, they're automatically one of 'those people'. Well, madame, f*ck YOU, and YOUR inbred, hilljack, ignorant ways.
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Dear Keebler,
If I hear another GD Office Space joke, I'm going to lose it. One more thing about your damn stapler or the fact you bought a red one for your BFFFFFF and I will rearrange your face. Count on it. And stop wasing printer ink to print off Milton's face. You're lowering my IQ and I'm going to file charges for assault if you keep doing so. Go away.
-Me

Dear Smurf,
BY the way. I do understand your insult this morning. I get that nobody wants to work with me (except maybe the awesomesauce #6 and my mom's twin) but can you at least wait until I'm out of hearing range before you make a joke about me? Watching Drescher dance through the alley and encouraging him, how funnnnnnay. Then you said "Don't get too excited (hisname), you're back here today". Then a pouty face from the dancing monkey followed.....
You're 90% of the problem. Grow up.
-Me


Now let me explain! There was a wonderful, amazing person who used to be employed here. She, fortunately, escaped. Why? Cause they tormented her. Women do that... they play mind games with each other. Guys fight physically and women do it by emotion, that's just how the world works. And I'd bet I could get 98% of women out there to vouch for it, but guys can't seem to believe it happens. It does, gents, it does. Anyway, I digress..... she left and therefore I was the only one to man the battlestation in the back. Then Monkey decided to be a big boy and come back here. We don't talk. I have lost all respect for most of the people present in this establishment and I don't care. I'll be wonderful to customers, they haven't done me any wrong.... but you people, no way. The one person who kept me sane in here left because of all of you and I cannot wait to burn this bridge. But since she's gone, you have apparently designated me the new torture victim. I say bring it...... I'll find a crack in your fortress and so help me, you won't see my Trojan horse arriving.

.:8:. How Ugly

I plead insanity. I say things and do things that are extreme and deviate from the norm, therefore, I am insane.

Anders Breivik is going to do just that. He's going to sit in a court of law, put on a crazy face and get away with mass murder. That's how it happens. Innocent people are killed, ruining families and torturing nations, and yet 'insane' people like him walk free due to the law's inadequacy. Due to lawyers inadequacy. Due to the prosecution being unable to perform at their best when they are most needed. Case in point? Casey Anthony.

So now over 70 people are dead in Norway because of a maniacal man and I have no hope he'll get what he deserves. Norway! Next to Sweeden, Switzerland, Denmark and possibly New Zealand, I can't think of a more beautiful country with lovely citizens who wouldn't hurt a fly. They have a respect for life that many others throughout the world don't, and I wish we could learn something from this.We won't though. If anything, it'll inspire the other 'insane' people of the world to commit equally malicious acts.

Oh, and the US government is bickering and having a staredown like in the school yard over a girl.Get the hell over it, figure it out so YOUR citizens stop suffering for YOUR poor actions. I despise all of you with every fiber of my being for acting so immature and essentially screwing my generation over.

.:7:. Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Title of the blog for today.... Cliche? Yes. True to how I feel right now? Quite, indeed.

Major changes. Alot of them not wanted but what am I to do. Then again, so much of my life has remained stagnant that it's kind of a contradiction. Either way, it sucks.

Been looking into buying a new computer. My little Percy is frying and he'll need a replacement. That's what you get for 3 years on a laptop, I guess. Cedric lasted 4, but he was also a beast. And don't make fun of me naming objects. My car is Luigi. My first car was Patty. I adore them all!

Why is Kim Kardashian's ass a featured story on CNN? Seriously, folks.... I got my own ass to be concerned with.

Time to evacuate this place!

.:6:. Shut Up and Let Me Go

1) Stop giving Charlie Sheen press. I'm sick of hearing about winning and tiger blood. STFU.
2) The woman who sexually abused her child for a man across the pond should be forced to have a hysterectomy.... without anesthesia and with a dirty knife.
3) Moving to Canada seems like a good idea. Call me crazy, but.... I am. I'm just too broke at the moment and don't have a Canuck sugar daddy. Workin' on that.
4) Why doesn't anyone give a rat's ass about astronomy and space anymore? Have you no adventurous spirit?
5) I need a nap.

.:5:. Winter Wonderland

Writing. Oh, how I fail at thee. The problem is that when I got an idea I'm always in the car or my phone is out of reach. Although a couple days ago I was driving home from work and some guy passed me on the interstate and a thought occured: what happens if the person passing you is someone you're going to meet in the future? Well, obviously the future because if you've already met them then that's the past and you can't re-meet them in the future.

I ramble.

Anyway... so... yeah, that's what I thought of. Then you get that creepy freakin' feeling of deja vu when you DO meet them. Welcome to the thoughts during my half hour drive home. I clearly need help.
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Another day, another winter storm. Father Winter, you suck. The last blizzard was enough, thank you very much, then you took a two day vacation to spoil us all. Apparently you're back from said vacation and angry that I broke out the flip flops. If you aren't gone by the end of March I'm having Mother Nature beat you down with her heated rolling pin. That's a trailer trash fight for the ages... maybe I should write a tv show about it.
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I'm slowly transitioning into a 'leader' position. Where? WoW. Yeah, it's pathetic. Yeah, I know why I'm single.
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Stay tuned.....

.:4:. That's Not My Name

1st week of work: done. Dear banking persons.... fill out your deposit slips, please. It'll make everyone's life SO much simpler. xoxo!

It keeps snowing. Every other day it seems. My one windshield wiper is ripped and only does half it's job while the other collects snow and leaves a big streak across the window. Angry car, angry driver.



19 days til pitchers and catchers report. Go Cubs!

Green Bay and Pittsburgh for the Super Bowl? Screw that.... I'll watch only for the commercials. Grrrr >_<

It's frickin' freezing outside! Numb hands can't hold food very well... especially when the food is cold. Winter, you blow...... alot.

.:3:. Brain Damage

Haven't been home since Monday..... which is awesome. Thanks to mother nature I've been in New Haven since Monday night chillin' with the Steinys. Bueno. Although when the entire ground is covered in a solid sheet of ice you become alot more aware of how clumsy you really might be. Today though? Ground - 0; Shannon - 1.

Everytime I see the preview for Sanctum I feel the involuntary need to hold my breath. I also panic a bit seeing someone struggle for air. Damn you James Cameron and your brain mushing films. Especially Avatar. Don't get me wrong, I wanna be a gigantic blue ninja with wicked bow skills but alas, not in this life.

2 days of training left and then I gotta become a real adult with real money. BY the way.... counting a shit ton of money will make your eyes cross. And leave you with some random and gnarly papercuts.



p.s. song title.... who is it by? :)

Posting blogs via text?! :D I simply must test this out!

.:2:. when you were young

i wish i could write like i used to. i used to write poems, song lyrics, short stories. it was like my imagination wasn't on a leash, back when i didn't know unhappiness to the degree i do. i miss writing. alot. but every time i come to do it, i have nothing. but when it's the middle of the night and i've had one of the clearest ideas in weeks, i lack the capacity to find pen and paper to write it down.... i just fall back asleep and regret it when i wake up.


oh and the title is a heart cause i couldn't come up with anything clever. i'm not the kinda girl who draws hearts over her i's, or draws hearts at all unless i need it as a clue in pictionary. i'd prefer a fish. find me a fish, i give you a cookie.

scratch that, i want a cupcake icon. nevermind, too cute. fish. no. wait.... that's jesus stuff. guh, is there any icon that isn't taken and/or insanely stereotypical for a girl? see..... i do need ideas.


p.s. just as i went to hit publish i came up with an idea! titles of blogs shall be song titles. oh, bloody hell i'm clever.

.:1:. ta da

First blog. Hallo.



Okay, I got nothin. :D